It looks like Dr. House's team is just as snarky as he is! See the wittiest quotes they've used as comebacks on the hit show.
They learned from the best.
I love the show House and miss it so much. I will never get old of watching seasons of House
Saw someone in Walmart the other day wearing a "Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital" t-shirt. I said "Nice shirt!" and the guy said "You're the only one to ever remark about it." My reply then was "Well, just goes to show you what kind of people we have in this world" (dull and uninteresting.)
I have to tell you this!!!!
My friend and I always joked about how it's "never lupus". With everything. It was hilarious.
Anyway, some years go by since we last saw House, and the joke slowly dissipate... Until... My friend has some issues, and we gently joke that it's Lupus.
Again, couple of months pass, and now: it's Lupus.
We can't even frown over it, because it's hilarious!