Happy first day of Spring!
Stan: "All right, look, you're driving in your car, okay? And you're waiting to make a left at a traffic signal. The light turns yellow, should be your turn to go, but the traffic coming at you just keeps coming. And even when the light turns red, a guy in a BMW runs the red light so you can't make your left turn. What goes through your mind?"
Judge 3: "Fag."
Stan: "Right. But you're not thinkin' "Oh, he's a homosexual," you're thinkin' "Oh, he's an inconsiderate douchebag like a Harley rider.""
There is so much truth to this parable.
Man do I love this episode. A movement I could fully get behind and support. It also has permanently warped my view on Harley riders haha.
Kenny seems high on cat piss and imagining caressing the twins.
""Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people the Germans were pissed off at? .....Tell him Kyle!""
"There are too many minorities (minorities)<br>At my water park (my water park).<br>This was our land, our dream (our dream)<br>and they’ve taken it all away.<br>They just keep coming and coming (minorities).<br>I tried to go and tell the police,<br>But even the authorities<br>Are minorities<br>At my water park.<br><br>There’s no place for me to sit anymore,<br>And the lines just keep getting crazier.<br>There are Mexicans all around me.<br>The lazy river has never been lazier.<br>It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide,<br>And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride!<br>(Guarden los brazos y piernas dentro del paseo)<br>Just do it in English!"
"Clyde : "people are saying you got detention on purpose so you didn't have to fight wendy." <br><br>" nah dude. I just do hardcore stuff like that. I'm hardcore" <br><br>Butters : "that's what i was saying""