And on St Patricks day the entire population of the western world claims Irish descent, utter drivel
Boy: My mother's name is Laughing and my father's name is Smiling.
Teacher: You must be Kidding.
Boy: No, that's my sister's name, I'm Just Saying.
Ha! Sooo many Americans will bring out the line "I'm Irish too, ya know".
Where's your Irish birth certificate, or your Irish Passport?
"Oh well, I wasn't born there. My ggggg-grandaddy came over in year x"
Feck off, you're delusional.
"Best I can do is $150, but let me consult my buddy who's an expert on Faberge eggs first.<br><br>- Rick Harrison"
#10. A number of supposed chocolate allergies are actually roach allergies due to the large number of cockroach parts that (legally) end up in chocolate.
"It was not famine, it was genocide ! Do you really think the only food the Irish had was potatoes?? How ignorant can you be ? The food was stolen by the British empire and as a result millions died. If it wasn't for groups of people around the world like the native Americans who helped us god knows what would have happened."