And on St Patricks day the entire population of the western world claims Irish descent, utter drivel
Boy: My mother's name is Laughing and my father's name is Smiling.
Teacher: You must be Kidding.
Boy: No, that's my sister's name, I'm Just Saying.
Ha! Sooo many Americans will bring out the line "I'm Irish too, ya know".
Where's your Irish birth certificate, or your Irish Passport?
"Oh well, I wasn't born there. My ggggg-grandaddy came over in year x"
Feck off, you're delusional.